• Sue sells sea shells by the seashore.

• She stood upon the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing while amicably welcoming him in

• Hot coffee from a proper copper coffee pot

• Are you copper bottoming them young man?

No I'm aluminiuming them mum.

• Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock

• How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can that many cans as a canner can can cans.

• "Toy Boat, Toy Boat"

• "Red Leather, Yellow Letter"

• "Red Leather, Yellow Leather, Lavender Leather" (often used with professional singers ascending on a chromatic scale)

• "Red Lolly, yellow lorry"

• 
  
  
  
  • "Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran"
  
  
  
  

• "Upper roller, lower roller"

• "She sells sea shells by the seashore.
  
  The shells she sells are surely seashells.
  
  So if she sells shells on the seashore,
  
  I'm sure she sells seashore shells."

• "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
  
  Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  
  If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  
  then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

• Squashed Skunks Smell

• Esau Wood saws wood.
  
  Esau Wood saw wood.
  
  Esau had no saw so Esau Wood could not saw wood
  
  Esau wood has found a saw, so Esau wood saws the wood that he saw
  
  Of all the wood that Esau saw, Esau Wood sawed some wood that he saw.

• "Big Black Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers"

• "Black Bugs Blood"

• "Mamma Made Me Mash My M & M's"

• The Leith police dismisseth us

• He had "had". Had he had "had had", he'd have passed the examination.

• James, where John had had "had", had had "had had", "had had" had had the master's approval.

• "Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter."

• "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  
  How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
  
  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
  
  Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"

• "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
  
  If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  
  He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
  
  And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
  
  If a woodchuck could chuck wood."

• "Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
  
  but Moses supposes erroneously;
  
  for nobody's toeses are posies of roses,
  
  as Moses supposes his toeses to be."

• "Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter,
  
  Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
  
  If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
  
  Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
  
  Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
  
  Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?"

• "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

• "Six shiny sea shells lay shimmering on the shore."

• "Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
  
  With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
  
  He thrusts his fists against the posts
  
  And still insists he sees the ghosts."
  
  (The "S-T-S" consonant combination is very difficult for speakers of many other languages)

• "I'm a sheet-slitter
  
  I slit sheets
  
  I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter
  
  That ever slit sheets."

• "I am a mother pheasant plucker.
  
  I pluck mother pheasants.
  
  I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
  
  who ever plucked a mother pheasant."

• "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
  
  I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes."

• "Toy boat, or Troy boat?"

• "If you keep a lot of liquor in your locker
  
  It is wise to put a lock upon your stock
  
  Or some fellow who is quicker
  
  Will trick you of your liquor
  
  If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock."

• "A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk, but the skunk thunk the stump stunk."

• A Tutor who tooted a flute,
  
  tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
  
  Said the two to the Tutor,
  
  "Is it tougher to toot, or
  
  to tutor two tooters to toot?"

• If you don't understand, tell me that you don't understand. If you don't tell me that you don't understand, how can I understand that you don't understand?

• One One was a race horse, One Two was one too; One One won one race, One Two won one too!

• Swiss wristwatch

• A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

• Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

• Shut the shutters and sit in the shop. (repeat until expletion ... chortle, chortle).

• One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows... (repeat until expletion ... chortle, chortle).

• I'm a fig plucker, and a fig plucker's son, and I'l pluck figs 'till the fig-plucking's done.

• The sheep's sick said the sixth son of the shepherd.

• Red linoleum, yellow linoleum

• I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

• Real weird right rear wheel.

• A Rose, A Rose, A Rose. A Rose, is a Rose a Rose? A Rose is a Rose is a Rose...

• How many sheets could a sheet-slitter slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets? He'd slit as many sheets as a sheet-slitter could slit, if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets."

• The thick thesaurus with the author.

• Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York...

• Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

• Farrell's features fabulous foods and fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking funfilled festive families.

• I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,
  
  Upon a slitted sheet I sit.
  
  Whoever slit this sheet was a good sheet slitter. (works best if you put your index fingers in your mouth and pull to the sides)

• Freeway ramp

• Flower Pot, Fire plot... [From A UCT Botany Student, 2004]

• I want a box of biscuits mixed biscuits and a biscuits mixer

• I saw a saw down in Arkansas that could saw more than any saw I ever saw. If you see a saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas, show me the saw that you saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas.

• I saw Esau sitting on a seasaw, but Esau didn't see me.

• Any noise annoys an Oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an Oyster most.

• Three grey geese on a green field grazing, Grey were the geese and green was the grazing.

• A box of biscuits,
  

a box of mixed biscuits,

a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer

• A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

• Pure perfume.

• Sneaky slippers slip sneakily.

• I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

• Please spell this name: Willy Wood

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